Welcome to my brand new website, come on in and look around. Wipe your feet though I
don’t want a dirty website. They’ve told me that I’ve got to be exciting and sell myself so
Er.. I could start by saying that I’m an international best selling author and performer, but
that would be boasting and I’m far too modest for that.
I know I could tell you about how I visit schools all over Britain and the world but you know, the modesty thing and all that.
I could tell you about my radio show on radio Phoenixfm 96.7 on Wednesday afternoon two while four pm. But you would be better off just listening to the show.
What about me telling you about just how good looking I am and how women fall at my feet.. but this would be a lie.
Look, now you’re here why don’t you just look at my site, especially my new “Twisted Minds” section for older readers. Or you can read some poems or find out more about me? If you don’t want to, just stop pestering me and clear off!!